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Ground control to Major Dowd, ground control to Major Dowd … Take your protein pills and put your helmet on; Ground control to Major Dowd, commencing countdown, engines on … Check ignition and may God’s love be with you …

(Spoken): Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Springboks!

What do yer think, Craig? Didn’t our puppet do well?

Now sod off and take your sick prejudice with you while you’re at it. What you have basically said is that if the coach isn’t white he must be a puppet. Forget the fact that he came through the same coaching path (junior Sprinbok teams) as Jake White who won the World Cup.

Choke on that, mate!

All Blacks (15) 28, Springboks (17), 30.

This was another great Test between the two heavyweights of world rugby and, as Graham Henry said after the match, the All Blacks played well. It’s no good worrying about who is missing because any international team will only be as good as the players you can put out on the day. The Springboks themselves can point to the best hooker and scrumhalf in the world who were sitting at home watching.

On the field it was hard and aggressive but without the running battles we witnessed at Wellington. Unlike last Saturday the Springbok forwards were dominant in all phases, which saw the All Blacks looking to spread the ball wide. Their explosive running with the ball was very much in evidence and they were not far short of the Old Blacks at their finest.

Dan Carter with six penalties, a drop and a conversion kept the scoreboard ticking throughout. In return Percy (3), Butch (2) and Francois Steyn with a vital late conversion kicked the Springbok points.

The try count of 2-1 in the Springboks’ favour (JP Pietersen, Januarie; Lauaki) proved decisive in the end.

The Springboks deseved the win but the All Blacks showed why they are consistently at the top in world rugby. They give you nothing; you have to go and wrench it out of their hands.

So it proved in the death with six minutes on the clock and the Bokke trailing by five points and down to 14 men (Matfield yellow). Ricky Januarie broke on halfway, leaving the New Zealanders flatfooted and chipped the last defender, sprinted past, collected the ball and dived over. (I made a mental note to have his children.)

Francois Steyn converted (which 99% of Bok fans probably didn’t see on account of their eyes being closed) and we led by two!

Victory in the House of Pain.

Peter de Villiers, destined to fail in his application to join the great orators’ club, was humble in victory while Bok fans raced to contact any All Blacks fans they could get hold of.

For the religious I’m happy to confirm: there is a God!

Teams
New Zealand: Mils Muliaina, Sitiveni Sivivatu, Conrad Smith, Ma’a Nonu, Rudi Wulf, Dan Carter, Andy Ellis; Tony Woodcock, Andrew Hore, John Afoa, Anthony Boric, Ali Williams, Adam Thomson, Rodney So’oialo (capt), Jerome Kaino.
Replacements: Keven Mealamu, Neemia Tialata, Kevin O’Neill, Sione Lauaki, Jimmy Cowan, Stephen Donald, Leon MacDonald

South Africa: Percy Montgomery, JP Pietersen, Adrian Jacobs, Jean de Villiers, Bryan Habana; Butch James, Ricky Januarie; Gurthro Steenkamp, Bismarck du Plessis, CJ van der Linde, Bakkies Botha, Victor Matfield (captain), Schalk Burger, Juan Smith, Joe van Niekerk.
Replacements: Schalk Britz, Brian Mujati, Andries Bekker, Luke Watson, Ruan Pienaar, Francois Steyn, Conrad Jantjes.

Referee: Matt Goddard (Aus)




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7 Responses to “Craig Dowd: A spaced-out rugby oddity”

SARU president Oregan Hoskins: ‘De Villiers has not been picked for “purely rugby reasons”.’

Dowd was just taking that logic one step further, although calling a first rate coach a “puppet” is perhaps one step too far.

But, yes, the Boks did do well today.

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Brian on July 12th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Good one, Traps.

I’m still undecided about the true meaning of the Puppet remark.

Is he supposed to be the puppet of the dark ANC forces who are taking the real decisions? In which case all credit to him for starting with only four players of colour because he trusted his own judgement of what constitutes merit.

Or is he supposed to be the puppet who appears in front of the microphone while the real coaching is done by the clever white folks? In that case, all credit to him for empowering his assistants to do their job to the best of their abilities. That is what distinguishes top managers from good administrators.

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Iain de la Rosa on July 12th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

Guys wouldn’t it be great if we could get Pete to take the piss out of the media?

We all know he’s never going to be a great orator so why not tell the Aussies after the next Test :

“I always tell my players too many cooks spoil the silver lining and they couldn’t put Humpty together again…”

:0)

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Michael Trapido on July 12th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

When a white man in power makes a mistake, it is because he screwed up. If a woman in power screws up, it is because it is a woman in power. It seems the double standards exist for black people too. Any previously oppressed group has to be perfect to prove their worth.

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Po on July 12th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

The seven “black” player thing will fall away soon anyway if you see the talent coming through. I think what sometimes irks the white supporters at the moment are the obviously “transformation ” selections.
But as more and more African South Africans are being exposed and introduced and encouraged to play this marvelous game everything will sort itself out. The demographics of the country will see to that.
Believe me, when 15 Habanas or Januaries run on, no-one will complain.
For most supporters it is not about getting white players selected. It is about getting the best players selected, and trust me if those 15 players are black, the cheering will be no less. Nor the joy of beating the ABs in their backyard.

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Eugene Marais on July 13th, 2008 at 8:03 am

Ian, let it go mate. paranoia is just not becoming.

On a happier note-BOKKE!

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Siyabonga Ntshingila on July 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

@ Eugene

But everybody has their view of who the best 15 are. I have seen too many good black players sidelined after one bad game, whereas a white player gets a second chance. Not everybody is consistent all the time in their game.

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MySon on July 16th, 2008 at 10:20 am

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Mike Trapido is a criminal attorney and publicist having also worked as an editor and journalist. He was born in Johannesburg and attended HA Jack and Highlands North High Schools. He married Robyn in 1984 (Mrs Traps, aka "the government") and has three sons (who all look suspiciously like her ex-boss). He was a counsellor on the JCCI for a year around 1992. His passions include Derby County, Blue Bulls, Orlando Pirates, Proteas and Springboks. He takes Valium in order to cope with Bafana Bafana's results.
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