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I am in total disagreement with the New Zealand press who were going on and on about how crap England were at Eden Park on Saturday. They were not crap! If they train much harder this week, get their tactics right and get Rob Andrew to stop whingeing we can upgrade that performance to crap. They aren’t that good yet.

They were horrible.

Andrew can count himself very lucky that it was 37-20, because from where I was sitting it looked like a hiding of note was on the cards. In fairness I’ll put England’s handling errors down to the weather, but the eagerness of their players to get rid of the ball every time it came to them smacks of something else. Other than brief periods at the start and at the end, they looked out of their depth.

Brian Moore, former England hooker, says that the back row was about the only area where England can take any comfort. The rest was shoddy and second best to everything thrown at them by the All Blacks.

The Times of London was even less flattering, accusing England of lacking focus and making far too many mistakes.

This was followed by Andrew taking on the referee, Richie McCaw and Graham Henry for criticising the English forwards and anything else that came to mind. Needless to say, it would have sounded far better after an England win.

Mind you, I shouldn’t make fun of the All Blacks — the day after watching them exit I went and bought a car with a choke. You know that thing you pull out to start the car when it’s cold, it’s called a choke. Chokes are very useful in older cars … where was I? I must be smoking something — look at me waffling on about All Blacks, World Cups and chokes, wonder how that got started?

Mind you between them and Aussie, they reignited the battle for seventh versus eighth place. Who won? I won’t spoil it.

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Michael Trapido on June 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

What a cock you are.
Forgetting the armchair ride the Seth Effricans had to world cup wankery?

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SilverGrin on June 17th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

England, who promsied to play a different brand of rugby to the one they have churned out for oh-so-many years, simply did not. Watching the game I had forgotten that they even had a backline until Topsy Ojo (great name) snaffled an opportunistic long ranger.
The game has moved on. England have not.
Let us hope the ‘upgrade to crap’ happens sooner rather than later.

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Adam on June 18th, 2008 at 2:32 am

Silvergrin wait until tommorow’s item.

Take two Prozac then read.

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Michael Trapido on June 19th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

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Mike Trapido is a criminal attorney and publicist having also worked as an editor and journalist. He was born in Johannesburg and attended HA Jack and Highlands North High Schools. He married Robyn in 1984 (Mrs Traps, aka "the government") and has three sons (who all look suspiciously like her ex-boss). He was a counsellor on the JCCI for a year around 1992. His passions include Derby County, Blue Bulls, Orlando Pirates, Proteas and Springboks. He takes Valium in order to cope with Bafana Bafana's results.
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