Comments on: Woody Allen is Os du Randt

By: Michael Trapido

Michael Trapido — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:49:42 +0000

While I’ve been writing my book about the Springboks the guys were telling me about an uitkak session they were going to get from Mr Mallett until they slipped sleeping tablets in his lunch……… :0)

Siphiwo the great thing about Ms Spears is you don’t need to slip her anything…she brings enough of her own.

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By: Siphiwo Qangani with kangaroos

Siphiwo Qangani with kangaroos — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:41:59 +0000

Traps-”You fly a butterfly & stick like a bee”

What about “Mr Bean” as “Nick Mallet”…Oh!! you said female,Ok, what about “Britney Spears” as “Andre Markgraaff”? How nice!

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By: Michael Trapido

Michael Trapido — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:13:18 +0000

Guys let’s not be sexist! Po asked for women so how about Sienna Miller or Angelina Jolie as Chester Williams?

How do they play?

Do you care?

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By: Gerry

Gerry — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:00:25 +0000

Who is going to play Kobus Wiese? Bao Xishun? He may still be a bit small though.

And come to think of it… five-foot nothing Jeweish funny man? Woody Allen would be perfect as Joel Stransky! With Mickey Rooney as Doc Danie in the obligatory flashback scene, John Robbie cameo-ing as Himself (with a capital “H”) and Os gracing the screen as Louis Luyt, the rest of the cast could be insignificant extras!

Of course, there’s Michael Caine who could play Hugh Bladen…

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By: Gavin Varejes

Gavin Varejes — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:23:04 +0000

PO to assist you the role of Kobus Wiese will be played by Ms Pearlman (Carla from “Cheers) while her husband Danny De Vito will be packing down at tighthead….

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By: Po

Po — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:40:33 +0000

HeeHee. Good point, where IS my luggage?

What about having a woman in this American version of the team? The ideal candidate is Charlize Theron as Joel Stransky, if she can remember how to do the accent.

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By: curns

curns — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:19:36 +0000

I still think that my mother in law should play Os.
She is the scariest being ever created, and would surely best portray the fear the Poms have of Os.

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