West Ham's new manager Gianfranco Zola came down to earth following a win at the weekend with the Hammers crashing out of the Carling Cup at Vicarage Road thanks to a Hayden Mullins own goal. Fulham is another premiership side from the capital also m...
If you are looking for goals, skill and a will to thrill, you will find it in Manchester. Sorry, not in the red bit that houses the European and English champions. No, no. I mean the blue bit. You know the one that’s been a joke for years, until th...
Newcastle United were supposed to have parted company with Kevin Keegan if press reports confirming his departure yesterday were to be believed. They suggested that after showdown talks with owner Mike Ashley the manager was shown the door. Needless ...
What a bowl of cock-custard we have to put up with every time Manchester United are involved in a transfer deal. In fact it's gotten so bad you can't read a British newspaper unless you've swallowed a goodly amount of Valoid, just in case you stumble...
What a pre-season of discontent. Ultimately, though, it was much ado about niks.
Cristiano Ronaldo gave us his own version of a Julius Malema-risation by suggesting that he was a modern-day slave (for those not versed on the matter, a "Julius" is...
In light of Cristiano Ronaldo confirming Fifa president Septic Bladder's view that he is a modern-day slave, I thought it only right and proper that he keep a diary to ensure that future generations be made aware of his suffering.
DIARY OF A SLAVE...
All thanks to one David Beckham, now we can't even tell the difference between a soccer pitch and a fashion runway. Nowadays, talent and skill are no longer a prerequisite for stardom. All you need is a good hair stylist, and you are sure to grace th...
