So with one round of the Euro Championships gone, the time for hype has died and everyone have put down their markers. The big guns seem to be back in full force to avenge the utter humiliation of Euro 2004 and this is shaping up to be a classic tournament.
I would imagine the betting syndicates in the nether regions of society are well pleased at this mostly predictable course of events. With England absent (feel free to burst out laughing at the Poms; I certainly do), all the talk is for a change about the football and not whose girlfriend wears what fragrance and who roasted who, when and for how long.
The Germans have been efficient, powerful and organised. Typically Teutonic, you might say; now for Adidas to make some breathable lederhosen and the stereotype would be complete. Steady in defence and devilishly quick going forward, assured seems to be a word invented to describe their style of play. What was also incredible is how they were obviously playing within themselves, as if they were doing just enough to satisfy the objectives of one, winning comfortably; and two, sending a message to their opponents that they mean business this time around. Michael Ballack (if Beckenbauer is Der Kaiser, would he be Der Bismarck?) and Miroslav Klose seemed to be in cruising gear, which should worry a few people.
Portugal were all that was expected of them — flash, swift, flowing, incisive, good to look at, and not without a bit of drama, as the goal posts would attest. Like any Scolari side, they were solid enough at the back. You get the feeling they need to fine-tune their attack just a bit more for the big teams, and their defence is so dependent on the steadying influence of Ricky Carvalho (in my view, Chelsea’s player of the season past) that he is as key to their fortunes as the thoroughbreds upfront.
France, oh France. Their limp display probably did more than anything else to show just how immense Zidane’s influence was to their cause. Certainly they have the talent, and it was there in glimpses against Romania, but without a talisman (Henry, the stage is set for you here) to grab the team by the scruff of their necks and take them to glory, they seemed directionless. They’ve left themselves a hard task to get out of their group. This could be the stage for a young gun (Ribery, Nasri) to step out of the shadows.
Holland were just classy (Holland hup!). Rinus Michels must be smiling in his grave after that display. Maybe not total football yet, but totally magnificent nonetheless. And like that Dutch village boy with his finger in the dyke (stop sniggering at the back there!) they didn’t relent once they had Italy on the ropes. How many pacy youngsters can one nation have? It was like watching L’Arse, except they had penetration to go with the build-up (again, the sniggering!).
On that goal, Ruud was born off-side, so regardless of where Panucci was he would have been in the same spot 99 times out of 100, at least. That is not to detract from a performance that was as accomplished as it was surprising. Now we know why Benitez persists with Dirk Kuyt; with the right talent around him, that man’s work rate will win you many games. Stats show he covered more ground than any man on the night and, unlike with ‘Pool, you could see the worth of his efforts. Now, any chance of a byline volley à la 1986 to seal the deal? Please?
Italy, eish. You know that old chestnut about the Italian tanks in World War II? Six reverse gears (one forward) and a pop-out white flag on the main cannon? So much for “Catenaccio”, hey? Once the Dutch got on top, the Azzuri just wilted. Are the Italians really that dependent on Cannavaro at the back? And do they have the mental strength to recover from this? I say, bring on little Alessi del Piero; as with France, now is the time for a talismanic figure to make the team believe they have that extra 10% in them. This side is not without talent (Pirlo, De Rossi), experience (Buffon, Materazzi), guts (Gattusso) or ability (Toni et al). Someone needs to take matters into his own hands and by dint of effort or charisma get the boys going forward with purpose.
Spain. If they were any other country, I would install them as my second favourites after Germany. But ignore history at your own peril, hey? Their performance was as complete as any seen in the Euro Championships and each of their goals was an example of well-worked tactical mastery allied to great skill and no small amount of self-confidence. Kudos to Luis Aragones (an otherwise meritless man — see the Thierry Henry/Jose Reyes “monkey” episode) for resisting the urge to do like the English and shoehorn his best players into the starting XI at all costs. Instead, he picked his best complete XI. Fabregas on the bench? That is a huge call right there — more cojones than a coming-out ball in San Francisco, I tell you. That it paid off is really no less than he deserves. But as we all know, this is Spain; them winning a major tournament seems bizarre enough a thought. Expect a spectacular collapse any time soon. Pass the paella.
Finally, anyone else still find it funny that England are not there?
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28 Responses to “Euro 2008: A nascent classic?”
“Ruud was born off-side…”
No truer words have been written! The man is ALWAYS hovering at that very same spot. The wonder for me is that defenders STILL let him!
Holland was amazing! I felt sorry for the Italians, they looked distinctly Bafanish!
Mphehliwayo the 1st on June 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am
England are not here, and contrary to most peoples stated views, they are definitely missed. Every teams performance is inexplicably compared to England’s in one way or another. Alomost all reporters and bloggers covering the event generally cannot fail to mention England somewhere in their article, often beginning the article with a reference to what they deny missing. This one is no different. Why do we deny it? Why do we suppress our interest in England and the premier league. In South Africa, many of the other prominent European Leagues are broadcast by the same channel that broadcasts the EPL - if there were more viewer interest in these leagues, then I’m sure the broadcaster would make a greater attempt to publicise it. England are missed at the tournament despite what most writers say.
Pradeep Old Chap
suppress our interest in England?Right then,
U think you will find that most formal media only refer to England in a humuorus way as above, and English media is a wistful ‘backlash at McLaren’ kind of way. certainly almost everyone is more than content with the tournament.Quite frankly everyon is well amused that the slef-hyped ‘kings of world football’ couldnt finish ahead of the footballing nobility that is Russia and Croatia.
As for the EPL I think you will find that it’s brightest European stars are all present at the Chamionships. But hey each to his own.
Thanks for the support mate, much appreciated.Do keep reading
Siyabonga Ntshingila on June 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Suppress our interest in England?Right then,
I think you will find that most formal media only refer to England in a humuorus way as above, and English media do so in a wistful ‘backlash at McLaren’ kind of way. Certainly almost everyone is more than content with the tournament.Quite frankly there is general amusement at the fact that the self-hyped ‘kings of world football’ couldnt finish ahead of the footballing nobility that is Russia and Croatia.
As for the EPL I think you will find that it’s brightest European stars are all present at the Championships. But, hey each to his own.
Thanks for the support mate, much appreciated.Do keep reading
Siyabonga Ntshingila on June 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Rectify me if Im wrong, but was football not born in England, was cricket not born in England, was Rubgy not born in England, yet the Poms cant dominate on any of these sports on the global stage…….they a sad bunch those Poms, better left to colonise countries Id say…..the latter said with tongue firmly in cheek.
That they have the most entertaining league as you so rightly point out Ntshings is because of the foreign influence…..Joe Cole is probably the only Englishman that has an iota of skill and even then he is limited when compared to the likes of Teko Modise.
Awesome piece by the by……Ruud is the Ian Rush and Shane McGregor of this day. If only I can get Ruud to stand in that spot on Playstation……
I still get a kick out of acting all naive and asking people “are England playing in this tournament?” FIFA needs to add a new rule to the rule book. Rinaldo should not be allowed to take his shirt off after a game, he loves doing that! Arrogance personified! But I will give him credit where it is due, the boy has some shibobo’s!
Classic! Like I have said over and over again…ENGLAND DO NOT HAVE A GOOD SOCCER TEAM! they have world class supserstars…(not players). I mean they’re on the front page of the Daily Sun, OK, Sunday Times etc for their drinkin, wild orgis and cars, but end of the day, they suck! I like the lads, but like our team Bafana, we aint done sheezy since ‘96 (arguably ‘98 coz its was our 1st WC), so lets not rating ourselves and get back to the drawing board PLEASE!
very nice post
im glad england is not at euro 2008.the guys are overrated and they have a massive self importance ego.
but im betting only one of the powerhouses will make it to the semi’s.teams like croatia, czech republic and portugal are going to surprise quite a few
Siyabonga Ntshingila on June 12th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Oh, I like this Dutch team. They played so well against Italy. Who ever heard about Engelaar, Ooijer or De Jong? But They all played well. Remind that Arjen Robben (Real Madrid) and Robin Van Persie (Arsenal) didn’t even play. What if they will play against France with those players? Don’t know what I have to expect then! HUP HOLLAND HUP!
I just think it’s hilarious that Ntshingila, who can’t spell ‘humorous’ without a spellchecker, thinks he can get mileage out England’s non-appearance at the Euros when South Africa drew 1-1 with the mighty Angola and those international heavyweights Senegal, got thumped 3-0 by Tunisia and couldn’t even get out of their group in the African championships. Way to go.
Also, every time I visit South Africa I can’t help but notice that everyone supports Manchester United, Liverpool and Chelsea. These are teams from England. I suppose it makes sense, since you have a club in your own league named after a sports media company, another owned and paid for by a Dutch team with the same name and strip and another named after a team from the Scottish Premier League, so there’s clearly not much incentive to get behind your own league and teams.
But yes, it’s hilarious that England aren’t in the Euros. I trust you won’t be watching the English Premier League next season and wondering where Ronaldo will go, and whatnot either.
neillie b, some good points there.well spotted.as for watching the premiership,well is it now synonymous with the english national team?i would wager the dearth of english coaches and stars at the 4 teams with relevance across the channel.says something.no mate?
LOVE the article! Do I hear anyone say ‘Pulitzer Prize’? No? Just me then. So true about Ingerlund though. Look at Arsenal under Wenger, you can count on one hand the number of English players who usually make the starting 11. All anyone has to do is to look at the top goal scorers for last season (BBC should help in this little adventure) to see that the majority of goal scorers were non-English players, with our own Benjani even making an appearance (woo hoo!). People must just stop being bitter and face facts, the English team is not very good and they suffer under the burden of many a great expectation from the often delusional press and public. Good luck to Capello on his suicide mission. I will gladly provide the sword for him to fall on when the time comes. I am in the right country for it. That or a few years down the line I will be eating crow.
Why on earth come all the way to England merely in order to insult your hosts?
I seriously don’t get it. When I’m in South Africa I have the manners to get behind the South African teams. If you dislike England so much it makes you feel good when their teams do badly, why don’t you go to Australia or New Zealand instead?
Secondly, in response to Siyabonga’s question about the English team being synonymous with the League clubs: in this country, as in the rest of Europe, it is traditional to support the team nearest the place you come from. If you’re from Manchester, it’s City or United. If you’re from North London it’s Tottenham or Arsenal. And if you’re from Exeter or Hull, it’s Exeter or Hull. This is football. You don’t support Milan if you’re from Barcelona, you don’t support Ajax if you’re from Rome.
If you dislike England so much, why support our clubs? Clearly you can choose whoever you like, and drop your support if someone else is doing better (unlike those of us with a real tradition of football in our own country) so why not start buying Real and Juventus jerseys instead?
It’s really great England isn’t at the Euros? Great. Then support someone else’s clubs then. You might as well. It’s not as if you really understand the whole ’support’ thing anyway.
Hmmm…it’s evident that there are some “touched” English fans out there, but what I think they fail to recognise are the basic comparisons between the two teams…SA and England. If you would like, throw Spain and Holland into it, you know, be a little more controversial…
Point is England (like SA) make so much noise about their national team, but have no reason to do so. They have not performed at an international level for years. I mean England is still raving over 1966 (WC) and SA over 1996 (AFCON). Since then neither team has managed to live up to the hype!
Let’s look at SA, since ‘96; SA has just been getting worse. From winners, to semis’ to quarters…finally to such losers they didn’t score a goal and had 1 shot on target! COME ON! I still hear guys (even commentators in TV) talk about SA being AFRICAN POWER-HOUSES! Come on, dropped like 40 places since 96 and we’re still sucking our own cojones! Get a reality check, do the basics and get some humility. Get a NO-LOSING STREAK (don’t even have to win, just draw) of more than 5games and we’ll chat!
England (like Spain and Holland) is sadly VERY SIMILAR…in relation. I mean the last world cup (like all others) was meant to be the MOST TALENTED team of ever! I mean they had the likes of Rooney, Lamps, Becks, Stevie G and Rio, many people still say they could “walk into” the Brazilian team! I’m sure they could, after they WIN SOMETHING! Or at least get to the final! Uh yeah, England has GREAT PLAYERS ON PAPER…but they are NOT A GOOD team! The records speak for iself. Like SA, the English press and supporters need to gain some humility, go back to basics and “think about their lives”. Like Rio, more so Maclaren said yesterday… They WERE NOT GOOD ENOUGH to go the competition. I mean with such great players, how can you be losing to N.Ireland and drawing to Andorra! What the hell is an Andorra anyways…Is it like a Malta or Moldova?! Anyways…as for the clubs…don’t be silly, cause those are international relations and more so great coaches and history! I mean the BIG 4 constitute less than 40% English players, so leave it out! This is national, not club! I am a Red Devil to Death, but I know….if they had to play England (with Rooney clones on both sides), United WOULD triumph! If England doesn’t perform in 2010, they’re more than chockers. They’re just kak! (Spain and Holland…the same…big hype, low turn out…well Euro could change this…pity for England, they can’t)
All in all, I think C-ya has merely managed seduced you into showing where your objectivity levels lay. Seems for those who opposed spoke more from heart than from the head! No one cares if you support China, Malta, England or SA! Just make sure that if you are rave about your team, you do it relative to those in your league! England is no Brazil, France, Italy, Argentina or Portugal! SA is no Ghana, Cameroon, Egypt or Tunisia (Nigeria are big name chockers as well)…
Michael Big Boss Kaniki on June 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
You’re a ‘Red Devil to death’? Have you ever even been to Manchester? Why are you a ‘Red Devil to death’ instead of a Super Sport to death, or a Pirate to death, or a Bloemfontein Celtic to death? How long have you been a ‘Red Devil to death’?
And since when has 150 years of history of English club football suddenly counted for nothing? Suddenly now that Manchester United have been glamorous again for the past ten years? You picked Manchester United at random, because you could, and as little as you like it, Manchester United are an English team, based in England, as they have been since the club was founded.
If you’re so happy England aren’t at the Euros, why do you support an English team? Other than because they’re quite glamorous and you don’t know anything about the history of Newcastle, Spurs or Arsenal, of course., and Man U have Ronaldo and Rooney.
‘Red Devil to death’. Support your own teams and your own nation rather than crowing about how England didn’t make it.
If it were England v. South Africa you’d be destroyed. How do I know? Because England are better than Angola and Senegal.
Ha ha ha ha ha…..Neillie B, you are hilarious mate/lass. You gonna have a spo’ of tea with that mate/lass…..
If you learn anything here today, please I implore you, learn this…..that the EPL is a good league is not because of the english influence……
At the risk of sounding repetitive, you need only look at the players that take to the park when the top 4 play to understand that the english are actually rather shait at this whole football thing…..you know what Im tired of typing, the “Big Boss” quite eloquently told who what it is about……with that said, Im off to have a spo’ of tea.
And if you can learn something from this, no-one in England calls the Premier League the ‘EPL’, and no-one ever says ‘Red Devils for life’ or ‘Scousers for life’.
The joys of emotional and ill informed closed off individuals…
First of all it seems that my point has been clearly articulated by those who READ! I do NOT dislike the England soccer team, contrary to your lack of reading and grasp of merely comparisons, I rather like the team! It’s just unfortunate that you fools seem so closed minded and so media-manipulated that your hearts have taken over your minds like the fairer sex!
Point one: England has great football players. Not a great team! You can not dispute the fact as I used a very easy logic to win this battle…it’s called, well LOGIC! Since 66 ENGLAND HAVE FAILED TO WIN A MAJOR TROPHY! The media hypes up the players and more so the team and you idiots fall for it! I never said that SA is in the same league as England you illiterate buffoons! I even had the eloquence to add in some easy and clear grammatical foresight for those I assumed would miss the point! They’re called BRACKETS (hence I compared HOLLAND AND SPAIN). As for South Africa I compared them to Cameroon, Nigeria, Egypt and Tunisia. Seems I was not clear enough for you! All in all, point is until England at least get to a semi final…wait for it BRACKETS (I stand to be proven wrong, but the last time they were was in 1990 when Gazza burst into tears), don’t compare yourself to world champions or at least…semi-finalists! Anywho….
Point 2: Since when was there a universal mind frame for all United supporters! You sound like a freaking conformist from the era where the USSR actually existed! What baffles me more is in this day and age of globalization and mass proliferation of ideologies and culture; you have the audacity to tell me that what I’m saying is not in line with what you believe! If I had the energy I’d tell you where to stick it! But because I assume that you are probably a labourer in the boroughs of I-have-never-been-off-this-island-let-alone-farm-borough, my well travelled and multicultural self won’t waste time with you! Question, when was the last time you were at a ManYoo game in SA, or the Middle East or even Asia? Well I know I have been to all these, as well as a few in London and in the hearty Manchester and I know I have heard “ManYoo till I die\Red Devil to death” etc many-a-time! Get off your Island and visit somewhere. Acronyms, abbreviations etc…LEARN TO USE THEM! EPL, UCL, UEFA CUP, MAN U, POOL, ARSE…its about making things a whole lot easier…pity you didn’t pick that up!
Point 3 (most important of all): LEARN TO READ! I really hope that you as avid sports fans do not get into debates with rival fans, ESP.… (Sorry ESPECIALLY) if you are Man U fans, cause you will make us ALL look like idiots! Really now! Not that I need to explain myself, but for that fool who talks about club football from 150 yrs ago cant tell me anything about Man U…well coz Newton Heath L&YR F.C. was only est (sorry…ESTABLISHED) in 1878. Regardless, your idiocy presides u….u don’t know me, or how old I am and you think because I have a voice of United I was only there since 99! Your balls buddy! Guess if you support ‘Pool you have to be over 40 and bolding, because that’s when ‘soccer’ was football! Not that it matters, but I started my yearly pilgrimage to May success in ’91…
Final Point 4: Don’t let your emotions get the better of you when it comes to an objective sporting debate! Take a step back and look at the point, not the outcome, because no one cares about your feelings and even Dr. Phil would tell you to man up! (Excuse the pun!) Hence, all those idiots that missed the point and cried about Pirates and Angola being so kak, think about why England is NOT IN EURO 08…lets enjoy the big games tonight and for those w**kers who know only one cheer, here it is GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!
Michael Big Boss Kaniki on June 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Oh dear. Where to start?
‘Football’ is still ‘football’ in England, as it always has been. The last time England got to a semi-final was Euro ‘96. Gascoigne did not cry at the Euros, it was at the Italia ‘90 World Cup in the semi-final against Italy.
My point was that those that seem so happy England aren’t in Austria and Switzerland are either resident in England (why? if you dislike England so much, why?) or come from a country obsessed with the Premier League (sorry, ‘EPL’, as it’s called in South Africa.) No-one’s disputing that England aren’t a great team at the moment, Big Boss. But Manchester United, the glory glory team you chose at random out of the five or six most famous clubs in England, are English, made famous by the passion of generations of English fans.
If you people could get behind your own teams the way you get behind ours then maybe B-2 might be able beat… let’s say… Angola one day.
Pip pip. Good luck with your national ’soccer’ team.
siyabonga ntshingila on June 14th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Yes. It’s hilarious.
Anyone else find it hilarious that there’s a commentator on a national newspaper who can’t spell, can’t punctuate, finds humour in outdated national stereotypes and writes about a subject he doesn’t really understand?
Ah, Neville B…thanks for further elucidating the comparison between England and SA! They have both gone downhill since 96! And again we see that you DO NOT READ! Tisk tisk! I did in fact say that Gazza cried in WC ’90 did I not? Hhmm…
U also seem to miss the fact that Siya is a die hard Pirates fan….that happens to be an SA team! Hhmm…U only see what you wanna c Neville B!
Just for reference, who do you support? Derby County? Cause im sure you get some solace in being the worst Premiership team ever, and in some way that gives you some credibility! Just because I have enjoyed entertaining, attack soccer…with some fools only knowing the team from ’99 does not mean that I picked “GLORY GLORY” out the hat!
Neville B, just deal with the fact that you are emotional and can not see this debate for what it is…Those who are proud and lack humility fall…Tisk tisk!
Michael Big Boss Kaniki on June 17th, 2008 at 8:44 am
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Bonga Ntshingila is an avid sports fan,he had a promising youth sports career (as in coaches always promised he would play in the next match,and teammates always promised to moer him if he shanked yet another scoring opportunity).When he realised that maybe he wasn't going to be the next Andre Joubert thanks to a few shortcomings (hand-eye co-ordination,timing,pace (buffet lines excepted) he proceeded to satisfy his huge passion for sport from the stands and immerse himself in in-depth analysis of sport and atheletes.This may (not) have been made even more inviting by the prospect of imbibing a few refreshing beverages while casting a critical eye over the latest choke/cheat/fluke by (insert geographically correct team here) and telling all and sundry just how and why he and only he saw it coming.
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“Ruud was born off-side…”
No truer words have been written! The man is ALWAYS hovering at that very same spot. The wonder for me is that defenders STILL let him!
Holland was amazing! I felt sorry for the Italians, they looked distinctly Bafanish!
Good post WBBD.
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