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By Pamela Weaver

It’s taken me 23 years, but at last I understand why my old man, who is English, still can’t let go of Maradona’s infamous “hand of God” goal against England in the 1986 World Cup. Next time he enters into what, for more than two decades, I have only ever heard as some kind of hybrid diatribe-monologue, I might actually show some empathy, even as he moves on to his exposition of the just-as-famous second goal for the shell-shock-exploiting product that it really was.

Thierry Henry’s refusal to apologise and disingenuous statement to the effect that he is “not the ref” might not be quite as audacious as Maradona crediting the “hand of God” for his goal, but it is no less galling. Defender Richard Dunne’s revelation that, as he sat gobsmacked on the pitch after the final whistle, Henry came up to him and told him Ireland should have won the match only adds insult to injury. The sense of grievance for Irish fans is compounded by Fifa’s earlier goalpost-moving decision to seed the playoffs — a move viewed by many as a cynical exercise to ensure that the financially lucrative German team would make it to South Africa should they not overcome a group-stage speed wobble.

Ireland, having been charged with making their way past the twin hurdles of both the champions and runners-up in the 2006 tournament, can but marvel at the fact that the only people on the planet who appeared not to see Henry’s double-dipping were the match officials. The well-placed linesman’s failure to blow for the clear offside that preceded the “incident” will no doubt add to the sense of conspiracy, but on a night when the visiting side played the hosts off the pitch, the least Ireland deserved was a bite at the penalty shoot-out, where a seriously on-form Shay Given might well have found his own “hand of God” status.

Many commentators have, for years, been calling for the introduction of television referees to the game — if any one recent incident illustrates the need for it (and perhaps, the reason for Fifa’s resistance) it’s last night’s debacle. With so much at stake, seeing a side cheated out of a fair crack of the whip dilutes everything that is so good about the beautiful game. Yes, it’s only a game, which is what makes cheating to win all the harder to take. At a time when players are (rightly) carded for diving in the penalty area and Fifa going through the motions prior to every game with its “Fair Play” initiative, it leaves a sour taste to see cheating to richly rewarded.

The dust might only be beginning to settle on the night the luck of the Irish ran out, but already I’m wondering what might happen in the event that England and France make it to the final in South Africa. The prospect of slews of Irish fans being forced to decide between the twin evils of 800 years of oppression versus Gallic cheating is almost too much for me. Of course, the real fence-sitters will wax lyrical about Spain flattering to deceive yet again (European Championship win aside), but I have a suspicion that, for the first time, I won’t be the only person in the bar cheering for our neighbours across the water.

Pamela Weaver is an Irish football supporter living in Cape Town.




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6 Responses to “Thierry Henry has done me a rather dubious favour”

It appears that Henry’s Hand of Gaul will not go away.

Yes, Thierry Henry shouldn’t have handled the ball, but let’s be honest here: it’s the ref’s fault that Ireland crashed out.

The luck of the Irish ran out this time…

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Sipho Hlongwane on November 20th, 2009 at 8:18 am

Theirry Henry… The greatest basketballer ever to grace the football pitch

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Marius de Kock on November 20th, 2009 at 9:35 am

Right on Pamela! You’ve now seen the “hand of god” acting twice and at last see my “pain” on Maradona’s one. Just to add that almost the entire Irish populace delighted in English complaints for years, role reversal doesn’t make things any better though. Its time for FIFA to get off its high horse, get some brains, and bring in video evidence, both during and after matches. I am quite amazed at FIFA’s obduracy in not bringing in the obviously required changes adopted by many other sports and which would reduce errors of judgment as well as any possible external influence on referees/officials.
Best,
Da

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Tony Weaver on November 20th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

well, there’s going to be an extra set of eyes along the goal line soon. no reason to cry. and really? if you’re a consistently good team, you’ll be back in 4 years anyway. if england had won the following world cup, it would all be forgoteen. england have been only mildly more than pance since 1966. seriously. your pops needs to quit his whining.

did i want to see france coming here next year? yebo yes. would i have been upset if ireland had won? sure. but i know france wuold be back in four years. being this upset means that you’re not sure that ireland is good enough to be back in time to go to brazil. it means that you think your team is mediocre and just has a bit of luck to get x far — which is pretty sad.

[from the next world cup forward, even the hosts have to qualify. if the hosts had to qualify for this one, maybe ireland would be coming anyway. actually they probably would. your anger is misdirected, really. blame bafana bafana, not france.]

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mundundu on November 21st, 2009 at 11:23 pm

Seeding the French was Fifa’s way of congratulating Michel Platini on a job well done as head of the European body.

No action will be taken, and Fifa will betray it’s mantra of fair play.

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Lunga Biyela on November 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 am

all sympathy that ireland would have gotten from me — admittedly, not much — has completely evaporated to do their “let us come anyway” request.

it’s further proof that they do not have the mettle to be able to hold a grudge for four years and then come back. [england can do this, maybe that steel resolve doesn’t cross the irish sea.]

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mundundu on November 30th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

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